future cat lady right here....
8 year old cousin: Emma, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Nope. Who needs boyfriends?
Cousin: BUT HOW WILL YOU FIND A HUSBAND?!?!
Me:
Cousin:
Me:
Cousin:
Me:
Cousin: I guess you'll have to buy some cats.
So this happened today:
Coworker: Happy Mother's Day!
Me: Oh, I'm not a mother. Are you a mother?
Coworker: To cats.
Cat Lady!!
It’s not clear why or when this stray black cat turned up in the bear enclosure at the Berlin Zoo. But something is clear: She’s been coming back for 10 years to see her friend, the oldest known female Asiatic bear.
by Alexander Ruesche
This bear is a cat lady.





